What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
BOB SAGETAll I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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