I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
BO BURNHAMThe average person has one Fallopian tube.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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