Love is all about… whistles.
BO BURNHAMThe average person has one Fallopian tube.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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