I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
BO BURNHAMI don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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