Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
BO BURNHAMI don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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