Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
BO BURNHAMI thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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