And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
BO BURNHAMI thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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