Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
BO BURNHAMI got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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