I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
BO BURNHAMI got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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