I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
BO BURNHAMI got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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