I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
BO BURNHAMI remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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