I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
BO BURNHAMI worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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