I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
BO BURNHAMDo you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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