Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
BO BURNHAMDo you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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