I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
BO BURNHAMAnd two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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