If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
BO BURNHAMAnd two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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