Love is all about… whistles.
BO BURNHAMAnd two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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