The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
BO BURNHAMI feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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