If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
BO BURNHAMI feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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