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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.

Bo Burnham

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
BO BURNHAM

Funny Guy Humor
Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Like Parent Something Sometimes Watch
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Funny Said Staring Stop
Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Best Laughter Medicine
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Firsts Forever Wikipedia
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Beliefs Hateful People
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Donkey Funny Giants Humor
I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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Endearing Generation Just Say Sustainable Trying
Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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Brain Challenges Emotional
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Funny Humor School
I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Controversial Thinking Trying
People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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People Self Thinking
I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Funny Humor Locks Safe
I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Actually Conversation Open Say
You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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Attention Love Money Ridiculous Selfless

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