Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
BO BURNHAMI get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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