Where are all the sour patch parents?
BO BURNHAMI get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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