Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
BO BURNHAMI get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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