I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
BO BURNHAMAt the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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