I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
BO BURNHAMAt the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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