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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.

Bo Burnham

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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Cancer Funny Humor
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Balls Funny Humor Person Two
I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Actually Conversation Open Say
People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
BO BURNHAM

Geneticist Giving People Real
How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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Believe Cousin Gay
I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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Character Doing Feel Main
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws
Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Comedy Enjoy Fun
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Close College Comedy Going
My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
BO BURNHAM

Character Meaningful Way
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Beliefs Hateful People
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Average Person Tube
I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Love Perfect Trying You
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Jesus Land Water
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
BO BURNHAM

Firsts Forever Wikipedia
For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
BO BURNHAM

Comedy Levels Unexpected

I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.

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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.

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