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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

Bo Burnham

I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Controversial Thinking Trying
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
BO BURNHAM

Isquaring Numbers Thirteen
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws
There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Certain Joke Lines Mind Poetry
They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Fame Idea Mind Special
The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Answers Ideas People
Where are all the sour patch parents?
BO BURNHAM

Funny Humor Parent
I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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Fall Know Men Miscarriage
I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Dollars Long Pussy
Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Bitches Country Feminist Hoe Knows People
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Balls Funny Humor Person Two
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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Bible Jesus Kindness
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Designer Funny Humor Love You
I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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Add Thinking Trying
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Funny Said Staring Stop
The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Dark Laughing Light

I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

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