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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

Bo Burnham

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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Laughing Thinking Worst Time
I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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Comedy Inject Like Production
They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Fame Idea Mind Special
I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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Faces Something Stupid
I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Hate Love Person Reality Thinking
Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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Funny Humor Toes Women
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Comedians Men Say Anything
Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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Funny Humor Theory
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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Bible Jesus Kindness
I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Dollars Long Pussy
Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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Funny Humor Poverty Racism
I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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People Thinking Worry
Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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Country Guy Impression People
Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Like Parent Something Sometimes Watch
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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Funny Guy Humor
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws

I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

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