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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.

Bo Burnham

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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Laughing Thinking Worst Time
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
BO BURNHAM

Belief Funny Humor
The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Dark Laughing Light
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
BO BURNHAM

Fake Kings Talent
My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
BO BURNHAM

Character Meaningful Way
If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Comedy Facts People
Where are all the sour patch parents?
BO BURNHAM

Funny Humor Parent
I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
BO BURNHAM

Simple Stuff Trying
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Balls Funny Humor Person Two
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Comforter Funny Humor
“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Audience Awordship Comedy Unwquestiongly
Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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Cancer Funny Humor
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Isquaring Numbers Thirteen
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
BO BURNHAM

Donkey Funny Giants Humor
Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
BO BURNHAM

Best Laughter Medicine
Love is all about… whistles.
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About Love Whistle

You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.

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