I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
BO BURNHAMPoetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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