When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
BO BURNHAMThere’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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