Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
BO BURNHAMThere’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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