When life gets you down, make a comforter!
BO BURNHAMWas Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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