My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
BO BURNHAMThe strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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