If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
BO BURNHAMI believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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