I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
BO BURNHAMI believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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