Love is all about… whistles.
BO BURNHAMI believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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