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I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

Billy Crystal

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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Remember Same Things
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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Football Games School
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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Bases Nightly Something
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Baseball Country
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Actors Character Directors
Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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Dream Kids Thinking
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Being Funny Sex Sexy Single
I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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Goes Laughing On
When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Life Realizing Rest Want Your
You give up your dream, you give up.
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Dream Giving Vision
I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Fifth Grade Growing Height
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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Death Kids Love Own Play
Don’t give up your power.
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Don't Give Up Giving Up Power
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Golden Problem World
Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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Dad Home Style

I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

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I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

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