I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
BILLY CRYSTALI’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
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I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
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I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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Change is such hard work.
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I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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I never stopped believing in us and I never felt like I was wanting for anything, except for my father, and that was not going to be. I describe in the book [that] I don’t think I ever felt young again in that way.
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There’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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