Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?
BILLY CRYSTALI’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I’d always go off book and start improvising.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
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I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
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[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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