I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
BILLY CRYSTALI’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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