I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
BILLY CRYSTALI’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
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Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?
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It is better to look good than to feel good.
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When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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Don’t give up your power.
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Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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