At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
BILLY CRYSTALYou give up your dream, you give up.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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Change is such hard work.
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My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I’ve already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I’d always go off book and start improvising.
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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