Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
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That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!
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I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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