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  • Billy Crystal Quote - I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
  • Billy Crystal Quote - I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
  • Billy Crystal Quote - I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
  • Billy Crystal Quote - I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
  • Billy Crystal Quote - I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
  • Billy Crystal Quote - I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it. Download This Image

    In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.

    I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - [I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.

    [I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

    Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.

    From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.

    I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back. Download This Image

    You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?

    Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh. Download This Image

    The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

    I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

    I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul. Download This Image

    That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. … Download This Image

    We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world. Download This Image

    You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy! Download This Image

    When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!

    BILLY CRYSTAL
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Billy Crystal Quote - When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?

    When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?

    BILLY CRYSTAL