The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
BILL WATTERSONI’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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