My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSONI’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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