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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

Bill Watterson

Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.

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