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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!

Bill Watterson

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
BILL WATTERSON

Interesting Laughing Life Track
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
BILL WATTERSON

Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Idea Packing Percent Prostituted
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSON

Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life

I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!

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