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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!

Bill Watterson

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSON

Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Art Gratifying People Someone Write Writing
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World

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