You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
BILL WATTERSONI’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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