Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
BILL WATTERSONI’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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