Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSONSomeday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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