People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
BILL WATTERSONYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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