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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Bill Watterson

A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
BILL WATTERSON

Avoiding Hobbies Slips
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Footstep Important Made Matter Precious
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Aggerations Character Expression Moving
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!

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