Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSONLook! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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