Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
BILL WATTERSONLook! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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