Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSONI’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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