I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSONDad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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