MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
BILL WATTERSONDad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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