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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?

Bill Watterson

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
BILL WATTERSON

Loopholes Pubbawup
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSON

Action Fun Hobbes
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Aggerations Character Expression Moving
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Looks Media Thinking
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON

Snow Winning

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