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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?

Bill Watterson

[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Looks Scrabble Vowels
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time

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