When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSONOnce it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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