I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
BILL WATTERSONOnce it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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