When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSONHaving an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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