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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another

Bill Watterson

Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science

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