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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.

Bill Watterson

If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Allowed Hello Rattle Say Stop Swear Words
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars

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