Mothers are the necessity of invention.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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