Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
BILL WATTERSONOf course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
BILL WATTERSONYou can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
BILL WATTERSONThat’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
BILL WATTERSONI hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
BILL WATTERSONThe whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
BILL WATTERSONSleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
BILL WATTERSONThings are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSONThere are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
BILL WATTERSONVan Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
BILL WATTERSONI’m related to people I don’t relate to.
BILL WATTERSONThe secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
BILL WATTERSONDoes anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
BILL WATTERSON