Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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