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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!

Bill Watterson

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Footstep Important Made Matter Precious
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut

They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!

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