Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONYears from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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