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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.

Bill Watterson

One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less

Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.

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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.

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