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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Bill Watterson

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Inspirational Nature Stars
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

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