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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Bill Watterson

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
BILL WATTERSON

Car Mind Running
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Kids Publication School Yearbook
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
BILL WATTERSON

Generation Running World
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Failure Headed Resources Success Truth
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets

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