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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Bill Watterson

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Issues Reality Special
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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