Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
BILL WATTERSONGod put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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