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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Bill Watterson

From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON

Conformity Connect Dots Way
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Guess Moving School
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
BILL WATTERSON

Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
BILL WATTERSON

Art Gratifying People Someone Write Writing
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
BILL WATTERSON

Argue Shaves Six Years
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
BILL WATTERSON

Alive Art Moving
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
BILL WATTERSON

Liked Thing Understand
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
BILL WATTERSON

Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSON

Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
BILL WATTERSON

Hate Kids Like
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
BILL WATTERSON

Command Information Thorough Useless
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
BILL WATTERSON

Buttons Funny Light
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
BILL WATTERSON

Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON

Snow Winning
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON

Admire Special World
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSON

Bird Bugs Taste

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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