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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Bill Watterson

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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