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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Bill Watterson

So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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