Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
BILL WATTERSONChildhood is for spoiling adulthood.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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