Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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