I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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