Scientific Progress goes boink?
BILL WATTERSONHobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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