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Bill Watterson

Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
BILL WATTERSON

Craft Different Editorial Joke Taste Technique
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle

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