Reality continues to ruin my life.
BILL WATTERSONWe need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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