I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSONWe need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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