Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSONWe need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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