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Bill Watterson

Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
BILL WATTERSON

Envy Successful Years
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
BILL WATTERSON

Faster Reading Sweat
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON

Snow Winning
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
BILL WATTERSON

Buttons Funny Light
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
BILL WATTERSON

Enjoy School Smock Sunday
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
BILL WATTERSON

Argue Shaves Six Years
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
BILL WATTERSON

Careers Happy Person
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
BILL WATTERSON

Invention Mother Motherhood
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
BILL WATTERSON

Doubt Listening Nagging
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
BILL WATTERSON

Refuse Wonder World
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
BILL WATTERSON

Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
BILL WATTERSON

Fully Great Minded Potential
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
BILL WATTERSON

Chemistry Design Ingredients
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
BILL WATTERSON

Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
BILL WATTERSON

Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSON

Fun Giving Hilarious

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