If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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