Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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