Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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