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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger

It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.

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