Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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