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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.

Bill Watterson

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
BILL WATTERSON

Littles Nice People
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World

It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.

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