No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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