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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Bill Watterson

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Clock Funny Leader Roger
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Along Around Detroit Enjoy Good Probably Time

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