Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
BILL WATTERSONI asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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