You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
BILL WATTERSONI asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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