I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
BILL WATTERSONThat’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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