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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Bill Watterson

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Art Gratifying People Someone Write Writing
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious

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