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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Bill Watterson

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Hate Point Stories Thinking
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational

That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

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