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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Bill Watterson

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success

That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

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