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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Aggerations Character Expression Moving
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy

That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

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