Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
BILL WATTERSONAt that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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