There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
BILL WATTERSONHello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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