It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSONHello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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