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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

Bill Watterson

The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Art Gratifying People Someone Write Writing
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress

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