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Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Avenue Cynical Hollywood Poised Raised Scary
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source

The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.

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