Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSONThe strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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