MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
BILL WATTERSONLife is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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