Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSONLife is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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