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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Allowed Hello Rattle Say Stop Swear Words
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Differences Inability Praying Strength
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

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