It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
BILL WATTERSONLife is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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